10 Facts that Miley is a Zombie | Halloween Special!
- Her mascara is often running? – or she just has not slept in weeks!
- She has Twitter fans called @Sirusismyvirus – other zombies who have been bitten?
- Her tongue is always out – because she is hungry!
- She is often wearing a chain necklace – zombies often get chained and walk around with parts of chain.
- She has half a shaved head – zombies are often missing hair in pieces from having been attacked by human chain saws.
- She swings on wrecking balls – during a destruction of a zombie squat house, some zombies will jump on the ball itself to try and escape!
- She will eat anything including bar bells. After weeks of starving, zombies will resort to anything.
- Her eyes are often Supernatural blue, the glowy kind that suggests things are not so human anymore..
- Her lyrics: “No we can’t stop – no we WONT stop” – that’s right, zombies can’t stop eating people and frankly they wont stop either.
- Only the top of her hair is blonde – sun bleached from days of walking for food.. Must eat Muuuust Eaaat!
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